so i had this dream last night...

that jen ford bleached my hair white-blonde, then proceeded to give me an afro. she then parted my afro hair down the middle and gave me two large poofy "pony-tails" on either side. only they weren't traditional pony tails...they were more like giant blonde mickey mouse ears. afro mickey mouse ears.

(no kidding. i promise i had this dream.)

then, she became incredibly angry at me because i didn't like the way she had done my hair. and we were on three locks road near chillicothe and she called the police to have me arrested because i was being mean about my ugly hair. leo picked me up in a get-away car, but we were pulled over by the patrol within seconds. they captured me and placed a red and blue wire up one of my nostrils and pulled it out the other one. this wire, they said, was like a gps system, and if i tried to get away they would be able to track me down by sending a signal to the wire that was in my nose.

so the wire was put in, and it embarassed me, so i pulled it out and went to a steakhouse where my dental hygienist was eating dinner. i told her husband that jen ford was mad at me because i was a jerk about my blonde afro. the police then discovered i had removed my wire, found me in the steakhouse, and inserted another one into my nose. my dental hygienist's husband told me not to worry about it...i looked okay, even with the red and blue wire hanging off my face.

then i woke up.

and i've been worried all day that jen is still angry at me over that afro.

dream interpretation, anyone?